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    • CommentAuthorgreg75
    • CommentTimeApr 6th 2010
     
    i applied for a casting for a film called devourer of worlds

    but.....

    they only wanted GAL ACTORS......
    • CommentAuthorLee
    • CommentTimeApr 7th 2010
     
    This general awfulness has inspired me.

    The scrap merchant turned away T'Challa and his old vibranium. They only wanted iron, man. (Iron Man - see what I did? Heh)
    • CommentAuthorLee
    • CommentTimeApr 7th 2010
     
    The scientist was unimpressed when his student squealed and pointed to the woman on the wall. "Honestly" he said witheringly, "it's only a spider, woman!"

    (it's a joke about Spider-Woman? Geddit?)
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    Two guys having a picknick, when one says "watch out something's crawling over your sandwich!", to which the other guys retorts, "don't worry it's only an ant, man".

    As The Flash said to Green Lantern, this could run and run.
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    ...or hobble on its bloody stumps...
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    This guy walks into Marvel Comics and says "Motion comics are the future! Can I draw one starring may favourite character, Spider-Woman, and make it a comic as well, please, PLEASE! PLEASE!!" So anyway he does and a year later this same guy rings up Marvel and says "If I have to draw Spider-Woman ever again I'm going to kill myself. Can I stop? Please, PLEASE!?". So Marvel say, "Sure, no-one was buying it anyway".

    And here's the punch line...........................

    "Motion comics"
    • CommentAuthorLee
    • CommentTimeApr 9th 2010
     
    Good one, Mike. It's the way you combine side-splitting humour with blistering social commentary.
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    I dunno, I think the punchline is more "it took 7 issues for this crap story?"
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    Motion Comics.

    Comics that move. A bit.

    or

    Animation that doesn't move much.

    The worst of both worlds!
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    Q: How does Batman's mother call him to dinner?

    A: Dinner Dinner Dinner Dinner Batman!!!
    • CommentAuthorLee
    • CommentTimeApr 10th 2010
     
    Why was chef Ramsay asked to save the universe when he bought a Ferrari?

    People thought he was Flash Gordon...
    • CommentAuthorCaptain Si
    • CommentTimeApr 10th 2010
     
    The Motion Comics is a silly idea. Marvel pretty much did it back in the '60s with those barely animated cartoons of Thor and Captain Britain et al. It was rubbish then and its rubbish now.
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      CommentAuthorRob
    • CommentTimeApr 12th 2010
     
    The motion comic bit in Kick-Ass was pretty good.

    I bet their budget for that 30-second segment was about the same as the profit Marvel makes on a high-selling title though.
    • CommentAuthorHatchmo
    • CommentTimeApr 13th 2010
     
    "Q: How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? "
    A: She can't, because she's dead.
    • CommentAuthorsmiggy3000
    • CommentTimeApr 13th 2010
     
    i've been dieing to say that...
    • CommentAuthorgreg75
    • CommentTimeApr 14th 2010
     
    the human torch is making a cup of tea for everyone when all of a sudden reed puts on his coat and hat!

    reed says"it looks like there's a storm brewing....."

    sue richards made something for tea for reed one night.Reed starts eating it when suddenly breaks his tooth on some metal!

    reed shouts at sue "how many times do i have to tell you nothing herbie!"

    the cobra was talking to sidewinder at a recent squad meeting
    cobra says "can you lend me a tenner?"
    sidewinder says "you had a hundred dollars on you yesterday"
    cobra replies"yes i did but i serpent it all"
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    Not comics related in any way but:

    What did Danny Glover say when he was clearing out his wardrobe?

    "I'm getting too old for this shirt!"
    • CommentAuthorCaptain Si
    • CommentTimeApr 14th 2010
     
    i liked Hatchmo's joke :D
    • CommentAuthorgreg75
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2010
     
    i see peter parkers wife has started a new band in scotland.....


    THE JESUS AND MARY JANE.....

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