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General Comics Chat: Super Powers

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    Lots of Superheros have variety of powers, some none of all.
    I was wondering what unique and new powers we could devise.
    Like the power to grow plants on ones body. Body grown veg anyone?

    No prizes from me for the best idea, just abit of fun.
    They can be serious or comical, super-cool or super-reject.
    So any ideas or thoughts.
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    the power to detach limbs and use them as wepons but you cannoth regrow or attach them
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      CommentAuthorOK Comics
    • CommentTimeAug 24th 2006
     
    The power to manipulate the alphabet.
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    Whoops it appears my original example is not so unique- 'Gremlins 2:A New Batch'
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      CommentAuthordigbyswift
    • CommentTimeAug 26th 2006
     
    Projectile nipples. Not my suggestion. The ability to fire your fingernails. Again not my suggestion.

    The ability to make people laugh to the point of prolapse just by looking at them. Death by giggle.
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    The power to break things and say it was someone else convincingly.
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      CommentAuthorArseface
    • CommentTimeAug 28th 2006
     
    theres the funniest joke in the world thing that kills people who read it on monty python
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      CommentAuthordigbyswift
    • CommentTimeAug 29th 2006
     
    The power to pose truly rhetorical questions and confuse your enemy to the point of hemoraging and death.

    Death by rhetoric! Mwah hah hahahah!!
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      CommentAuthorOK Comics
    • CommentTimeAug 30th 2006
     
    Like Wes Studi's character the Sphinx in 'Mystery Men'....
    "To learn my teachings, I must first teach you how to learn."
    "He who questions training only trains himself at asking questions."
    "When you care what is outside, what is inside cares for you."
    "Until you learn to master your rage, your rage will become your master"
    Awesome.
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      CommentAuthordigbyswift
    • CommentTimeAug 30th 2006
     
    "No growth without assistance. No action without reaction. No desire without restraint." - Crouching Tiger

    Nice.
    • CommentAuthorOften
    • CommentTimeAug 31st 2006
     
    How about the ability to inderstand women?

    Or something that can destroy alot of things at once? I'm thinking having a giant death ray for a wang. Yeah I'd go with that because it's deadly and highly hilarious!
    • CommentAuthorpilgrim
    • CommentTimeOct 21st 2006
     
    the ability to make your hair grow really fast so you can use it tie up people or absail.
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    wht about being like a super human spider, oh wait.

    i kno how about bein able to stretch your body, oh has tht been...

    ahh this will blow your mind wht about... aww nevermind
    • CommentAuthorTulip
    • CommentTimeOct 22nd 2006
     
    Often - Wouldn't that kind of hinder you in other persuits?
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    i kno wht about the power to always be at the front of ques if you think about tht it would be quite cool.
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      CommentAuthorgeorgiana
    • CommentTimeOct 23rd 2006
     
    surely the ability to get what you want without queuing would be more purposeful? i'd like the ability to learn things and never forget! like languages and math and taking over the world plots etc.... and to see in the dark, i'm afraid of the dark.
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    youd be a fool not to be. the darkness is where evil lurks
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    And it lurks also..."in the hearts of men."

    The power to sweat money. Coins or notes, I can't afford to be picky.
    • CommentAuthorWalkin-X
    • CommentTimeOct 24th 2006
     
    woudln't that hurt a bit? secreting coins out of your pores?
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      CommentAuthorArseface
    • CommentTimeOct 24th 2006
     
    yeah but you're missing the point.....you'd be sweating money.
    • CommentAuthorWalkin-X
    • CommentTimeOct 24th 2006
     
    very true.

    ok then so money vs comfort.
    woukd you do anything for money? even if it meant comprising your health, comfort, safety, principles, morals and just about anything else.

    what do we say people?
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    I already do something that compromises all those things.

    It's called "work" Walkin-X.
    • CommentAuthorWalkin-X
    • CommentTimeOct 24th 2006
     
    yes very true.

    but would you eat a turd sandwich for a few notes?
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      CommentAuthorArseface
    • CommentTimeOct 24th 2006
     
    no but eating a turd sarny and sweating money are totally different, one is disgusting and the other is seriously cool. Anyway maybe your body would have adapted you your money sweating ways.
    • CommentAuthorWalkin-X
    • CommentTimeOct 24th 2006
     
    thats true.

    I would imagine its an impressive party trick at least.
    could you control it though? imagine showring your loved one in 2p coins in a moment of unbrideld passion..
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      CommentAuthorRob
    • CommentTimeOct 24th 2006
     
    How about a reverse Dorian Grey, where you age normally, but your picture... it stays forever young...

    Eeek!! I just scared myself!
    • CommentAuthorDevilShadow
    • CommentTimeOct 24th 2006 edited
     
    If you sweated money imagine any public situation where you sweated?
    People would be out to get you and lock you in a room with a treadmill.
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      CommentAuthorArseface
    • CommentTimeOct 25th 2006
     
    ha yeah people would probably rip you to pieces.
    • CommentAuthorSilver Fox
    • CommentTimeOct 25th 2006
     
    I have decided I want the enhanced senses - Smell - more than anything. My navigation skills are crap!How many times have you been somewhere and thought where am i??
    It would be so useful!
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      CommentAuthorOK Comics
    • CommentTimeOct 25th 2006
     
    How many times have I been somewhere and thought "Where are you?".
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      CommentAuthorgeorgiana
    • CommentTimeOct 25th 2006 edited
     
    oh no, smell is bad in my job - nursing.... other peoples incontinence for instance is difficult enough to deal with with my average sense of smell. maybe just built in tom tom??

    i think the ability to never get/have minimal damage in pain situations would be good. then i really good be a vigilante...what ever happened to those plans? i have some awesome tights and knee high boots
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    im still up for a bit of crime fighting
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      CommentAuthorMayberry
    • CommentTimeOct 25th 2006
     
    i can be the geeky one with glasses that never get's out of the mobile comand van and occasionally get's captured and held for ransom :D
    • CommentAuthorWalkin-X
    • CommentTimeOct 25th 2006
     
    the damsel in distress? lol.

    Do you guys really wann go one on one with a chavs, football hooligans, smakc heads, drug dealers and other assorted nasties?

    no dudes in metal face masks and mad scientists in this world I am afriad.
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      CommentAuthorgeorgiana
    • CommentTimeOct 25th 2006
     
    one on one no, but team of vigilantes against team of baddies... yes. i DO want to fight baddies - my stiletto heels can shoot poison darts. oh yeah
    • CommentAuthorWalkin-X
    • CommentTimeOct 25th 2006 edited
     
    and people think I am strange..

    I'd like to seem you shoot baddies with posion darts....and then not get done by the coppers lol.
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    The power to grow dusters on your hands, you could call yourself...
    THE CLEANER!
    Cleaning the streets and taking out the trash!

    (Parody of America Dad's hobofight episode)
    Also the power to control buses, I hate having to run round the corner of my street only to see my bus pass me by.
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      CommentAuthorArseface
    • CommentTimeOct 26th 2006
     
    if you had the power to control buses then when we've kicked ass and the police come you could just rustle up a bus for us to escape on.
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    three toast related powers
    *the ability to make perfect toast (golded on the out side but fluffy inside)
    *the ability to know when the bloody things are gonna pop outta the toaster
    *the ability to keep it warm while you eat it
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      CommentAuthorArseface
    • CommentTimeOct 26th 2006
     
    the golden brown adventures of toast boy.

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