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    Batman and Robin voted worst film of all time. (OF ALL TIME!! As Kanye West would stress) by readers of Empire magazine. http://www.empireonline.com/features/50-worst-movies-ever/default.asp?film=1

    The Top 10:-

    1. Batman and Robin

    2. Battlefield Earth

    3. The Love Guru

    4. Raise The Titanic

    5. Epic Movie

    6. Heaven's Gate

    7. Sex Lives Of The Potato Men

    8. The Happening

    9. Highlander II: The Quickening

    10. The Room


    Now most of those are indeed utter gash. In fact some transcend artistic opinion - for example I know, just KNOW, that Epic Movie is incredibly bad even without ever seeing it. BUT, Highlander II: The Quickening!? There's dozens, nay, hundereds of worse films. Dissapointed that Runaway Bride, Jet Li's The One and Oceans 12 aren't in there.
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    I like Heaven's Gate.
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    Highlander 2 is nowhere near as bad as they make out, what about Anchorman? From Hell? Transformers? They are atrocious films!
  4.  
    they let in Raise The Titanic but not Beyond The Posioden Adventure?
    • CommentAuthorLee
    • CommentTimeFeb 3rd 2010
     
    Jet Li's The One? Mike, how could you? First off, it should now be referred to as Jason Statham's The One. And second, that was the highlight of our time in Vegas, baby. You tell me The One is bad, I say "that order is bull$hit!"
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    I liked The One, I thought the dimension hopping cops were an awsome idea...
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    I liked Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy.
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    Anchorman was ace. From Hell was good. Transformers was..... better than Transformers 2.
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    I feel I should add Jumper as it is one of 4 films (along with Anchorman, From Hell and Constantine) I have turned off half way through. Usually I'll stick a film out to the end just to be fair. Hell, I even managed to get all the way through In The Name Of The King, but that was more because I found it unintentionally funny.

    The One is bad (and I'm a huge fan of Li and Statham) but I wouldn't put it in a top ten.

    I think Batman & Robin has won simply because not only was it a bad film but it killed the franchise, there are single films out there that are much, much worse.
    • CommentAuthorsmiggy3000
    • CommentTimeFeb 4th 2010 edited
     
    I know, Elektra...
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      CommentAuthorOK Comics
    • CommentTimeFeb 4th 2010
     
    The only film I've ever turned off half way through was Spirit. Assuming Spirit is 10 minutes long, cos I turned it off after 5 minutes...
    • CommentAuthorLee
    • CommentTimeFeb 4th 2010
     
    Queen of the Damned was a stunningly awful film, as was Mission to Mars. But, to be fair, most of the films on the crappy Sky channels (Movies 4 Men, etc) are way worse than any of the films we're all citing.
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    I like Frank Miller's Will Eisner's The Spirit.
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    I liked Mission to Mars...
    • CommentAuthorLee
    • CommentTimeFeb 4th 2010
     
    Really? Smiggy, I'm concerned. You may need professional help. Despite my spirited defence, I think we can prove that both The One and Mission To Mars were awful.
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    I'd have to put Twilight into that list. Such a dull, wingey, hand wringing fart of a film. My girlfriend who is into vampires and that thought it was poo too.
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    I can like whatever film I wish, im not saying there Schindlers List...
    • CommentAuthorLee
    • CommentTimeFeb 4th 2010
     
    Can we all agree that Crank and Crank 2: High Voltage are untouchable classics, at least?
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    no, never...
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      CommentAuthorOK Comics
    • CommentTimeFeb 5th 2010
     
    I liked Mission to Mars. I like knowing the end of a film ten minutes into it, it makes me feel clever...
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    I haven't seen Crank 2 yet but if it's half as good as the first one then it will be amazing.
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    SPOLIER
    you knew ten minuetes into Mission To Mars that Gary Sinise was going to be taken by a marsian ship!!!
    • CommentAuthorLee
    • CommentTimeFeb 5th 2010
     
    Midnighter - Crank 2 may actually be even better than Crank!
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      CommentAuthorOK Comics
    • CommentTimeFeb 5th 2010
     
    My bad. I got Mission to Mars confused with Red Planet.
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      CommentAuthorOK Comics
    • CommentTimeFeb 5th 2010
     
    I What's Crank 3 going to be about?
    Jason Statham often looks like he's Cranking. But I don't really want to see a film about that.
    • CommentAuthorsam
    • CommentTimeFeb 16th 2010
     
    oh snap
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      CommentAuthorOK Comics
    • CommentTimeMar 11th 2010
     
    I had three favourite parts in Batman and Robin 10 this week.
    1. The bit in the board room.
    2. The bit with the portraits.
    3. Every time Damien opens his mouth.
    • CommentAuthorCaptain Si
    • CommentTimeMar 11th 2010
     
    I liked them too. And the slightly creepy bat cave Batman finds by falling through a rose.
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      CommentAuthorOK Comics
    • CommentTimeMar 13th 2010
     
    What would Freud say?
    • CommentAuthorCaptain Si
    • CommentTimeMar 14th 2010
     
    he'd spontaneously combust!
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    He wouldn't say anything because he's been reading Batman since 1937 and it doesn't seem to make sense any more, is he dead? or is he a cave man? Sigmund Freud can' tell! Actually the steely minded Austrian Jew intellectual would probably love Batman And Robin what with his whole free association/unconscious mind schtick. Heck, he'd not be asking for it removing from his pull list. Au contraire, old chum, Sigmund Freud would be all over Batman and Robin like a psychosomatic rash. But then again he might just say sometimes a rose is just a rose and then push Carl Jung's bins over and laugh!
    • CommentAuthorGuvnor
    • CommentTimeMar 20th 2010
     
    Streetfighter the movie!!!