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General Comics Chat: Heroes Jokes

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    • CommentAuthorgreg75
    • CommentTimeMar 1st 2010
     
    I didn't think Batman was popular i was told his popularity was on the Wayne...

    If somebody shot the Hulk with a Gamma Ray gun would they end up with a small bruce?

    If Spider-Man's Aunt couldn't find anywhere to leave her car,would a kindly policeman find a space and say "you may parker there"

    If the invisible Woman found condoms at the side of her bed would she be angry with Reed or say "oh they're johnnies"

    I tried to say "the inhuman's dog" five times yesterday..I ended up with lockjaw

    What if Ralph Dibny was eaten by a crocodile that was 30 foot long and was a found by a country farmer......"e long gatored man"

    What if the gods of Asgard had a good old game of cricket?
    Sif gets ready to hit the ball....NO He's BALDER...
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      CommentAuthorOK Comics
    • CommentTimeMar 1st 2010
     
    L.O and indeed L.
    • CommentAuthorLee
    • CommentTimeMar 1st 2010
     
    Jesus...
    • CommentAuthorWandersUK
    • CommentTimeMar 2nd 2010
     
    Superman was flying around and he see wonder woman laying naked on the grass, and he thinks to himself if i shoot down there at super speed, I can shag her and fly off before she notices. So he shoots down there does the business and zooms of, Wonder woman goes "what happened there" and the invisible man lying on top of her says, "i don`t know...but it hurt my arse"
    • CommentAuthorLee
    • CommentTimeMar 3rd 2010
     
    Jesus...

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